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braunhi1

  1 month ago

Joke Day Tuesday!! Farmer tells little boy some surprising news but wasn't expecting the by to say this:

A farmer got in his pickup and drove over to a neighbor's and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the man, "Is your mother here?"
"No sir, she is not here either. She went into town with dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, he went with mum and dad."
The man stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything that I can do for you?" the boy asked politely.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for dad".
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Susie, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to dad about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that dad charges $500 for the bull, and $100 for the boar, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard?"

This is one very polite boy I feel.

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achatterjee4

  1 month ago
Good for sharing. Reply
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KT051

  1 month ago
Thanks for sharing. Reply
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achatterjee4

  1 month ago
Yes, terrible. Reply
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WoodyP

  1 month ago
Cute kid, Howard would be better not going home I fear! Reply
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achatterjee4

  1 month ago
Yes, have a joke. Reply
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ForeverYoung50

  1 month ago
Two workmen were sitting by the river on the side of the road after a long shift. They thoughtfully made a sign saying: “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” and were showing it to each passing car.
One driver who drove by didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted at them: “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and one worker said to the other: “You think maybe we should have just said ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”
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two2you

  1 month ago
Old Farmer An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond when he spotted a bullfrog. He reached down and grabbed the frog and started to put him in his pocket when the bullfrog said, "Kiss me on the lips and I will turn into a beautiful farmers wife." Again the old farmer started to put the frog in his pocket. The frog asked, "Didn't you hear what I said?" The farmer looked at the frog and said," At my age I'd rather have a talking frog." Reply
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Yvonner1994

  1 month ago
Ha! Love a Good Farmer Joke.. (my next comment might be too rude... sanctions!)
Still Love This Joke.
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JackBun

  1 month ago
Love it, true farmers boy! Ha Ha Reply
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