Before any of you answer, let me just state that I am a virgin. And as a (possible) result of that, I'm really interested to know how others feel about this topic. I have many friends who -due to their religions or otherwise- say that they intend to wait until marriage to have sex. I feel that there's no need to wait until you say "I do". As long as it's something you don't feel you'll regret, then why shouldn't it be okay? And even if you do end up regretting it, it's just another life experience that helped shape the person you became. What do you think?
Anything. One liners, short jokes, politics, sex, anything. Her's one I'm thinking about using: A woman is in bed with her LOVER and she hears her HUSBAND opening the front door. "Hurry!" she says. "Stand in the corner." She rubs baby oil on him and dusts him with talcum powder. "Pretend you are a statue!" she says. "What's this?" the husband asks as he enters. "Oh, it's a statue," she replies. "The Johnsons bought one and I liked it, so I got one for us too." Around 2:00 a.m.the husband gets up, goes to the kitchen, and returns with a sandwich and a beer. "Here, have this," he says to the statue. "I stood like that for two days at the Johnsons' and nobody offered me a damn thing."
Most guys, especially young and teens with an extra optimistic character, think that every girl that pass trough their eyes, can get in their bed in less than 2 hours. So i wonder, how many of you can do this no matter what girl stands in front,next, or around you? Or at least, imagine that situation and tell me what you think.