Feeling a bit lazy one night last week I opted for a quick & easy tea and a pepperoni pizza lurking at the back of the freezer fit the bill. I cooked it, sliced it, served it and took a bite... OMG, a piece of pepperoni escaped my bite and came away from the rest of the pizza attached to dollop of scalding cheese which stuck to my bottom lip ! Over the next few days the skin became a bit crispy and as with chapped lips I couldn't stop myself from nibbling at it. I used a bit of common sense and smothered my mouth with vaseline then proceeded to have cheese on toast for lunch and burnt the roof of my mouth ! It doesn't end there - my bottom lip swelled up so much I looked like I'd been punched in the mouth, infection had set in ! Eating is quite difficult at the moment but hopefully the antibiotics will kick in soon (lol). To add insult to injury the prescription cost me £7 odd, which made it a very expensive pizza !
Have you ever suffered self inflicted injury whilst eating ?