I do try and do a fair number of topics when I can get on here, especially with the newbies as I think they need a boost to get them started. But I'm finding that I'm passing loads of them by these days. Why? Because they want too many words! I often see a topic, read the bit, and then find that the snappy and short little response I had in mind needs to be about sixty-five words longer to fit their inane request. What on earth are they thinking? Did they read that totally pointless bullshit in the FAQs that lies, and tells us we get extra points for posting 80 words? Because THAT ISN'T TRUE!!! I haven't had points for 80 words since the merger of 2010, and I don't care how many of you have been kissed on the nose by Toluna and handed out some points, I sure as hell haven't had any for the past nearly eighteen months. So why ask for so many words? Why not just 10 and let those of us with a few brain cells wax poetic and those of us with only a few brain cells merely reply?