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Do you know a good blode joke..heres one to start you off..
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

a blond missed the no.66 bus so she got the no.33 twice. or why did the blond spend 10.mins. looking at the orange juice? because it said concentrate. how do u make a blond laugh on saturday? tell her a joke on wednesday

I recently found a very thin and obviously pregnant cat living in our garden shed. No-one claimed her and we already have a cat and don't want another, so thing I was doing the right thing I took her to the local R.S.P.C.A. centre. The assistant there said I would have to pay to have her re-homed. I explained it wasn't my cat etc., but she just stared hard at me, and wouldn't budge. I took the cat home and phoned the Cats Protection League. What a difference. They came within the hour and took her to a foster home where she had three kittens and all are now doing well.
A friend had the same problem on finding an injured dog in the road. Because she took it in to stop further accidents they said it was now hers and she would have to get the local vet out. Not interested. The local vet treated the dog for free and it was eventually re-united with its very grateful owner who re-imbursed the vet!
Wild animals fare no better. We found a kestrel chick years ago and were told to let it fend for itself. A local vet nursed it back to health and it was released back into the wild.
This is a charity that relies on public funding. It promises to look after sick, homeless and injured animals. the reality seems different.
I don't want to put anyone off donating to them as they do a lot of good work and these may not be typical incidents. However, when thousands of pounds of donations go to them I feel they should make more effort to try and protect all animals and help as many as possible instead of dismissing some as out of their hands.

This is for those of you who love a good old moan. We all need to let it out so heres a topic for you to do it on :O) So feel free to moan away.

I'll start you all off with a mon about this bloody so called 24 hr sickness bug that has in fact lasted almost a week, totally ruined mine and my partners easter break, and just seems to be lingering on and on. Although the worst sypmtoms have gone, theres this constant underlying queasyness and just unwell feeling. Bah HumBug to someone even giving it the title 24 hr bug!!!!

Ok my moan over, next persons turn :O)
Hope you all feel a bit better after having a good old moan and venting about anything and anything.

Tc xx

Okay tolunas I think it now time for me to go back home to bed ! Ive been at work 2 hours sneezed and twisted my back wrong at the same time and now I have just gone and dropped a heavy folder on my arm leaving a great big mark and proably a big bruise ! Does anyone ever have ......one of those days !

Sorry to know that you are feeling so poorly.

I would probably drink a very large quantity of tea, the liquid would help with the bodies circulation so I become more functional.

Once I am in better shape, I can go about eating excessively to help me pass the time of day.

Eating is my ultimate technique for healing the spirit, you probably have different ways that works for yourself.

Hope you find you own way to a very pleasant rest of the day.

my favorite animated film is howls moving castle because i loved the book as a child

Hi Mishu ;-) Mine has to be Toy Story. I just never get sick of it and I love the way there is some adult humour in it that kids would not get, just as well too as my little ones love it. It was the first film that my two and a half year old sat through and did not budge ;-)